come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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