D3 body, D1 cock
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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