god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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