Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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