Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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