just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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