Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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