There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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