Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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