so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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