That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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