That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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