All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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