3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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