Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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