she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She told me I should be a condom model.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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