if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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