You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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