Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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