So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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