I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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