I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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