I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week