I'm going to jail i love you
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect