in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.