feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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