His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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