This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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