omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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