And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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