whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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