oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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