Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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