Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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