forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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