help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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