Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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