My friends, they love my intelligence
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.