Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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