I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots