Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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