You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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