just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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