I wanna bring you to show and tell
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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