ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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