dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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