how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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