I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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