it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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