Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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