Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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