haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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