Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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