Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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