If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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