I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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