i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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