He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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