but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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