I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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