Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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