dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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