It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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