goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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