Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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