I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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